Sit back and grab a frosty, cold beer for this one. If I had a nickel for every time I, a homeless person, saved a rich lady from trying to kill herself in the ocean, I guess I’d have an ocean. If you double it and pass it along if she’s pissed, I saved her, well...I have myself a dime. These things never end well for me though, obviously, given my circumstances. Let's be friends with the distraught woman and see what I can do to make things all better. But first, I need to tie my shoes...cross the laces, put the top lace under the bottom lace, make the loop, wrap the other lace around the loop, pull the wrapped lace through the hold and pull! Great! Let’s get onto the adventure.
