In some alternate universe Tina Belcher of Bob’s Burgers listened to Hotel California while birdwatching and it gave her the idea to write this erotic friend fiction—and it was picked up by a major publisher. It all starts with the dark streets of London, vampires, and a little bit of chloroform. What better way for romance to spring forth as she learns that vampires aren’t as bad as she thought and only kill people because they have to. Enter masqued balls, some...questionable spicy times, maybe more kidnapping, and of course falling for the ageless wonders with pointy teeth.
