The other day I had a rat eating out of my birdfeeder. Not surprisingly, I wasn’t thrilled. Now imagine instead of a rat, it was a DRAGON. What do you do with that? How do you deal with tiny fire breathing lizards infesting your house? I just hope you have a pest caused fire clause in your homeowner’s insurance. You do what any normal person would do, call the dragon exterminator. This isn’t so clear cut though because while there are the little vermin, there are also the R.O.U.S. versions and the House of Dragons versions. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to tick off big daddy while smooshing the wee ones. Keep your head down and you just might have a calm and peaceful time in this world.
