A virgin, a manwhore, and some witches get locked in a castle and… Oh you thought I was telling a joke? Meet our main character, adrift after the loss of family, who gets an acceptance letter to a mysterious university (that she may or may not have applied to? I don’t know) and thinks it must be fate. Turns out it is a mysterious castle with only one working telephone, Hotel California vibes, and that one old professor that you just have to bang... but don’t worry, he has silver eyes. When it turns out people disappear from this gothic academy every five years, the game is afoot. What kind of mystery might we find here?
